Running is Bullshit Tank Top

Sex Criminals

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Running is Bullshit Tank Top

Sex Criminals

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Running: It's bullshit. Now you can let everyone know THE TRUTH, especially WHILE YOU ARE RUNNING, that you know what the wise woman in the cave has tried to teach us for millennia: Running is bullshit. Super, super, bullshit. It's just the worst. This design is officially licensed by Sex Criminals, created by Matt Fraction + Chip Zdarsky.

 

Find more officially licensed merchandise in our Sex Criminals collection.

 

All proceeds go to Worldbuilders, a geek-centered nonprofit supporting humanitarian efforts worldwide.

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“Words are pale shadows of forgotten names. As names have power, words have power. Words can light fires in the minds of men. Words can wring tears from the hardest hearts.”

― Patrick Rothfuss,

Running: It's bullshit. Now you can let everyone know THE TRUTH, especially WHILE YOU ARE RUNNING, that you know what the wise woman in the cave has tried to teach us for millennia: Running is bullshit. Super, super, bullshit. It's just the worst. This design is officially licensed by Sex Criminals, created by Matt Fraction + Chip Zdarsky.

 

Find more officially licensed merchandise in our Sex Criminals collection.

 

All proceeds go to Worldbuilders, a geek-centered nonprofit supporting humanitarian efforts worldwide.

Available in Unisex and fitted sizes, 100% cotton. When selecting your style and size, please refer to the sizing charts in the product photos.  All measurements are in inches.

Matt Fraction writes comic books out in the woods and lives with his wife, writer Kelly Sue DeConnick, his two children, two dogs, a cat, a bearded dragon, and a yard full of coyotes and crows. Surely there’s a metaphor there. He's a New York Times-best-selling donkus of comics like Sex Criminals (winner of the 2014 Will Eisner Award for Best New Series and named TIME Magazine's Best Comic of 2013), ODY-C, and Casanova. Under their company Milkfed Criminal Masterminds, Inc., Fraction and DeConnick are currently developing television for NBC/Universal.


Chip Zdarsky is an Eisner Award-winning comic book author, known for his work on Howard the Duck from Marvel Comics, KAPTARA for Image Comics, and Jughead for Archie Comics. Prior to his career in comics, launched by SEX CRIMINALS, Chip worked for the National Post as an illustrator and columnist, writing and illustrating a weekly advice column called Extremely Bad Advice. Chip resides in the hearts and minds of a nation. Find out more about Chip Zdarsky on his website.