Writers are asked questions. Many questions. Neil Gaiman in particular, probably because he invites people to ask him on his Tumblr and official website. In 2012, he answered an oft-asked question about the best way to seduce a writer. 

We won’t re-post his complete reply, which you can read here. But a key ingredient was a simple note stating your amorous intentions. For the handwriting-impaired, we’ve recreated the text of Neil’s note in a handy greeting card, suitable for delivering in person, via mail, or slid under a door. 

This card is printed on 80# natural linen paper. The dimensions are 5” x 7” and it comes with one envelope per card.

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All proceeds go to Worldbuilders, a geek-centered nonprofit supporting humanitarian efforts worldwide.