You are Invited to a Seduction Greeting Card

Neil Gaiman

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You are Invited to a Seduction Greeting Card

Neil Gaiman

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Writers are asked questions. Many questions. Neil Gaiman in particular, probably because he invites people to ask him on his Tumblr and official website. In 2012, he answered an oft-asked question about the best way to seduce a writer. 

We won’t re-post his complete reply, which you can read here. But a key ingredient was a simple note stating your amorous intentions. For the handwriting-impaired, we’ve recreated the text of Neil’s note in a handy greeting card, suitable for delivering in person, via mail, or slid under a door. 

Find more related merchandise in our Neil Gaiman Collection.

All proceeds go to Worldbuilders, a geek-centered nonprofit supporting humanitarian efforts worldwide.

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“Words are pale shadows of forgotten names. As names have power, words have power. Words can light fires in the minds of men. Words can wring tears from the hardest hearts.”

― Patrick Rothfuss,

Writers are asked questions. Many questions. Neil Gaiman in particular, probably because he invites people to ask him on his Tumblr and official website. In 2012, he answered an oft-asked question about the best way to seduce a writer. 

We won’t re-post his complete reply, which you can read here. But a key ingredient was a simple note stating your amorous intentions. For the handwriting-impaired, we’ve recreated the text of Neil’s note in a handy greeting card, suitable for delivering in person, via mail, or slid under a door. 

Find more related merchandise in our Neil Gaiman Collection.

All proceeds go to Worldbuilders, a geek-centered nonprofit supporting humanitarian efforts worldwide.

This card is printed on 80# natural linen paper. The dimensions are 5” x 7” and it comes with one envelope per card.

Neil Gaiman is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of more than twenty books, including Norse Mythology, Neverwhere, and The Graveyard Book. Among his numerous literary awards are the Newbery and Carnegie medals, and the Hugo, Nebula, World Fantasy, and Will Eisner awards. He is a Professor in the Arts at Bard College. Find out what Neil Gaiman is working on at his website.